What a days...Scheduled to work @ 9:00 a.m. on Switchboard
Wakes up to work calling at 9:11 a.m.
Ready in 5 minutes
Rides Classic Schwinn Cruiser to work
Arrives to work @ 9:45 a.m.
Scheduled to work until 5:00 p.m.
Leaves work @ 4:42 p.m.
Riding bike to State Capitol to meet brother and sister for a movie
"40 Year Old Virgin"
Gets 2 blocks from work...
Gets hit by a Car, a Dodge or Plymouth Caravan
Recovers with some injuries, none serious enough to be too significant
Goes to Doctor
Waits 2 hours
Sees Doctor, takes X-rays
No Broken Bones
Gets Tetanus Shot
Sees Movie after all, the latest showing
Goes home, goes to sleep
Wakes up Sore as a mo-fo
Feels like 1000 lbs
Gets High, Drinks some Red Wine...
Wake up to ride my bike to work again...
Devious Comments
(glad you weren't seriously injured)
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"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin
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Racism is gay.
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Nothing matters if I lose my mind.
i am so sorry to hear you got hit by that nasty car, glad to see you weren't hurt too badly though
hope things in your life are good besides the accident and not too hectic ...
once i have my internetconnection back i'll try to catch up with you
xxx
- Leonie
i had a couple slips on the bike at work
and an old bike injury was acting up on
me worse than ever... i finally
got a surgery date schedualed for my
left heel... my tip: don't let a 500cc bike
land on your heel... *dies*
cheers
jaako
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein
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Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein
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